MAD Kicks ASS!

I remember my older brother was the person who introduced me to my first issue of MAD Magazine. I was probably seven years old at the time, and I remember laughing my ass of as I flipped through the pages. That's when I relized that one of my ultimate goals in life would be to write for MAD.

My Sophomore year of High School was when I began writing Top Tens (just like the Top Tens on Letterman's Show) for the school paper. MAD Magazine inspired a few of my Top Tens (the better ones), and MAD also inspired me to try out for the position Of Entertainment Editor, which I did recieve. As the new Entertainment Editor I turned the paper upside down. I added a cartoon strip, and convinced the Advisor to let me put a purity quiz on my page. Needless to say, I had the most frequently read articles and page. Next year I will be a Senior at Temple City High School, but I will no longer be on staff for the school paper due to complications with the new advisor (She's a fuckin' Hitler, she took away my Entertainment page!). I need a writing outlet, and I am hoping that MAD Magazine will take me on as a freelance writer. I am willing to beg in order to get what I want. Remember, if you let me join the Usual Gang of Idiots, you not only make a sick girl's dreams* come true, but you will also be giving her the opprotunity to flaunt her writing talents to her school paper's new advisor.

I'm sick in a few senses... I have a sick sense of humor, I have a nasty case of bronchitis right now, and I'm not sure exactly how mentally sick I am, but I know it has to be pretty bad.